Welcome to our weekly “Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff!” segment.

We are yakkin’ with Jonathan Northall of the British Penguins Fan Club, United Kingdom

 Jonathon is part of the #Brinzers, the British Penguins Fan Club!!!!

How do they watch the games?

How did they become Penguins fans and…. can he speak Pittsburgh-ese???

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In the above pic from the WPXI website is the girl who paraded around the CMU campus, a few weeks ago, as the Pope with no clothes on the bottom half of her body.  Well, yesterday was her day in court.  And an awesome WPXI photographer just kind of followed her around in the City Court lobby….just kind of waiting.

You can see the full WPXI Raw Video.  It almost makes ya feel bad for her, because you can see that it’s getting on her nerves.

At one point in the WPXI video, she gets some paperwork and then walks swiftly by the camera….COVERING HER FACE WITH THE PAPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh!  NOW. she wants to COVER UP??  Hide her stuff??  Well, so much for that whole “I’ve-gotta-right-to-do-anything” stuff, huh?

One simple note, to ya Parading Parading Patty, as we aptly named her in our first blog post here, that whole “covering up” thing…. if you would have done that the day of your parade, ya probably wouldn’t have been in court yesterday!!   Ya Jagoff!!

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So the Pens lost last night. We need someone to sacrifice and beat upon today sooooooo nobody better than the Senators’ Chris Neil!

Yeah, we get it!! You’re the Senators’ tough guy. Yeah, you’re supposed to act like a “meat head.”

And, yeah, if for some strange reason Ray “the General of NHL General Managers” would ever trade for your sorry ARSE, Pittsburghers would PROBABLY let you in under Article 3, Subsection 7, paragraph 3.3.4 of the Kasparitis-Rissling-Tochett-Samuelson-People-We-Used-To-Hate rule!

But in the meantime, Chrissy, since we don’t wanna call out our own team for playing last night’s final power play as if it were a penalty kill and causing a very, very, very inappropriate late game-tying goal, you’re the target.

So given that, I think you should be beaten by my 8th grade nun, Sister Anecita, like she did to our buddy Dirty Kurty when she caught him running copies of a football pool on the office mimeograph machine. Why? Just because you’re Chris Neil,Ya Jagoff!!!

Note: OK, that rant and the sweet memory of that mimeograph machine made me feel MUCH better! How about you?

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This is a special blog post about how AWESOME Pittsburghers are!!!!!!!!

The other day, we ran a make-a-comment contest on the Facebook page.  Winner was to get 4 tickets to tonight’s Pittsburgh Power Arena Football game.  The comments started and then, as you see above, Tony wrote a note about why he would like the tickets.  And THIS was when Pittsburghers showed their REAL colors!!!

As you can see, a bunch of people wanted the tickets but.. as soon as they saw Tony’s personal post, everyone said, “Give Tony the tickets!” etc, etc.

Well, Tony got the tickets for the Power game and we wish him and his daughter a wonderful time!!!

I just had to step out from the normal Jagoffery posts today and tell you this story… Pittsburghers are the bestest!!!!

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This one’s ESPECIALLY for the ladies.

Is there no standard for public restroom toilet paper dispenser placement?

You’d think there would be a ‘code height’, there’s a code for everything else for crying out loud. Some ladies’ room dispensers are so low you have to hang upside down to try and grasp the end of the TP roll, which is paper thin so therefore nearly non existent!

Some are so high you can’t reach them in the ‘seated‘ position! Could we get some uniformity for crying out loud?

And handicapped restrooms can be the worst! If you have to use one or help someone in there, be prepared to assume a position similar to a Russian gymnast in order to reach the tissue!

So, from now on restroom construction finishers, sit on the dang seat, turn to the left or right, whichever side you decide to put it on since there are no rules, and place the dispenser just above where you hand would reach if your arm were level, that is unless you’re shorter than 4 feet tall or taller that 7 feet tall, then get a 5′ 6″ volunteer, ya jagoff!

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for being an AWESOME follower and for being our guest blogger today!!!

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This picture is a drag. Someone took the time to walk their cart to within 5.9 inches of the cart rack. Then, somehow, they lost their motivation to push the cart around the railing and put it where it is supposed to be!!

The pic ALSO reminds us to ponder the same old question… are you a PUSHER or a WALKER…meaning.. someone who walks their cart to within 4 feet of the cart rack and then shoves it like a madman OR someone who walks the thing the extra four feet and simply places the cart in it’s proper place.

Clearly, they kind of missed the idea of the cart rack OR the cart rack has a crazeeeee strong magnetic force that holds the carts all together in a cart herd!

Hey.. what kind of time would it take out of your self-absorbent busy day to move the cart where it’s supposed to be? And one other question, are you the same people that, when you were younger, you walked your milk glass or cereal bowl over to the dishwasher, but, instead of placing it IN the dishwasher, you placed the item on the counter, 5.46″ away from the dishwasher opening, Ya Jagoff???

Special thanks to @SyntaxxErrorr on Twiter for the pic and for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today!!

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Welcome to our weekly “Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff!” segment.

We are yakking with Stephen Vitale and Derek Weber of Pyrotechnico in New Castle, PA.

  We’re talking fireworks, blowing stuff up, lasers and the upcoming Pyrofest!!!!

We ask about the protocols of OOOHING and AHHHING during fireworks display

AND learn alot about this phrase, “What does THIS button do?”

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Well, the Penguins are facing the Ottawa Senators.  And now this whole thing of the Penguins’ Matt Cooke “purposely” using his skate to cut Senators’ Erik Karlsson’s Achilles Tendon in a weird play during the regular season is a key part of the story line. The Sens owner, Eugene Melnyk has even gone to the point of personally hiring a private investigation team to PROVE Cooke’s actions were purposeful.

But no word on Melnyk’s hiring of an investigative team for HIS player’s recent knock-out shoulder placed on the Canadiens’ Lars Keller.  And why would he?  Like Cooke’s hit, it was an unfortunate part of playing hockey!

But then…..

The other day, when it was named that it was the Pens vs. Sens in the next round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, apparently a few Pens fans started some nasty-word Tweets to the Sens owner.  So, instead of chucking it off an attributing it to a couple of outta control Pens fans… who may OR may not actually be from Pittsburgh, Eugene-the-Agitator stirs the pot a little more by tweeting the following message:

Some tweets we get from #Pens fans are profanity filled. That’s classless – it’s just a game. You are embarrassing your city, team & players.

9:24 PM – 12 May 2013

Indeed it is a GAME!  And sometimes the players get hurt which is very unfortunate.  So bring in whatever investigative teams you need to chase Matt Cooke around town when he gets to Ottawa. Feel free to be distracted.

And, let’s make one of those City-vs.-City bets…like… when the Penguins beat the Senators, you agree to call off this Witch Hunt and, since those private investigators will need something to do, why don’t ya pay to have them come to Pittsburgh and, once and for all, solve OUR mystery of the B-25 Bomber crashing into and being secretly removed from Monongahela River. Now THAT’S good use of your INVESTIGATIVE money, Ya Jagoff!

NOTE TO EUGENE:  The word Jagoff is NOT profanity.

Special thanks to @Pmmalinowski for suggesting today’s blog post!!!

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As we have said before and, as anyone from Pittsburgh knows, the word Jagoff can be confusing to those not from here.

It’s a term of endearment when we want it to be, “Oh my God! How in the hell have you been, Ya Jagoff?”

It’s a term of astonishment to someone you love, “You scared the @#$% outta me, Ya Jagoff!”

It’s also a phrase of frustration and anger, “You should shut up, Ya Jagoff!”

Given that, let’s talk about our Pittsburgh Penguins. Seriously, it took us 6 games to beat the Islanders? Do you know how many of us had puke in the back of our throats and acid reflux over these 6 games? And do you realize how much food was wasted watching these games because because we were literally in a panic?

For me, it was like golf… tension was soooooooooooooo high that some of us couldn’t even enjoy a beer during the games.. we were guzzling Pepto Bylsma.. I mean.. Pepto Bismol!!

OK.. rant over… thanks for beating the Islanders BEFORE causing a game 7 on Mother’s Day for crissakes! It could have been ugly telling Mom that she wasn’t going to be the focus of today!

So let’s get into Ottawa, give Sergei Gonchar one of those, “How in the hell have you been, Ya Jagoff?” lines. Give the Ottawa Senators owner and part-time CSI Agent, Eugene Melnyk, “You should shut up, Ya Jagoff!” salutation. And then let’s skate like a bunch of 4-games-benched Tyler Kennedies and get out of this series in 5 games, ’cause, with that Islander’s series, “You scared the @#$% outta me, Ya Jagoffs!”

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