Have you seen this guy at work, at the mall, walking through town???? That guy that refused to believe that he can’t fit into his belt from 10 years ago!
Then ya have these other guys that REFUSE to concede when it’s time to buy a bigger pair of drawers.
They refuse to admit that a 32-inch waist was 12 years and a lot of Fiori’s pizza, beer, Mancini Bread and Dunkin Donuts ago. And for SOME reason, they STILL snug-up that belt to the worn-out 32-inch belt notch of yesteryear…presenting that oh-so-awesome Michelin Man look!
Some guys even shift the belt down their pelvis so that the ol’ 32-inch feels a little more comfortable especially after a “walking lunch” through the Arts Festival fried food venodrs! They stand up straight, shimmy the belt down with their thumbs and say, “yep, there’s a THIRTY TOOOOO down here somewhere!”
Guys, if ya have to push your belt down to your thighs to find yer 32-inch waistline, AND YOUR NOT A RAP ARTIST, it is time to say “hello” to a BIGGER belt and maybe stop tucking in the Steelers jersey into your jeans during black-and-gold day at work, Ya Jagoffs!!
Last night was the huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumongous Power Ball drawing for more than a half-billion dollars. Given that the chances of winning were 175 million to 1, its more than likely that none of us won the big prize.
Which means we all have to head in to work. And when you get work, it is probably going to take .00000029 seconds for “THAT GUY,” the work jokester, to shake his head and say, “Well, I guess YOU didn’t win EITHER!” as he’s trying to be “THAT FUNNY GUY!” at work.
You know “THAT GUY.” He’s the same guy that says things like, “Cold enough for ya out there?” “Hot enough for ya out there?”
So NO, funny guy! I didn’t win. And YES, I am here at work and YES, it is cold enough out there for and the the 2 of those things mixed with the tension of the Steelers plaing Baltimore this weekend WITHOUT BIG BEN make me TENSE so why don’t you get outta my work space and go do the ONLY job you’re competent for……arranging the company Steelers’ game poll!
And make sure I get good numbers this week, Ya Jagoff!!!
If you DID win a few extra bucks last night, don’t trade it in on more lottery tickets…
get yourself one of our NEW HOODIES
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