Unkown Jagoffs

Pubic Hairs On Soap – Unknown Jagoff

So at the gym workin’ out.  Time to shower and get to a few cold Iron Cities and stuffin’ my face with a salad topped with french fries!  When I get to the shower, I see the what you see in the photo above.  Yep, you got it!  Its curly black hairs on the top of the squirty soap!!!  SQUIRTY SOAP!!!

(Is there pukey stuff in the back of your throat right now?)

SHEEEEESH!

Squirty soap was the best invention EVER cuz it meant, from that point on, you NEVER AGAIN, had to pick up bar soap with two fingers cuz there was dried short-hairs pressed into it!  I’m actually gagging as …(hold on a minute while I choke a lump back)… anyway, I am gagging as I write this and look at that picture.

So, for the boyz at the gym who DON’T shave all their hair off -  we realize that SOME urinals at the gym are so hairy they need a shave worse than me but, WITH THE SQUIRTY SOAP, how about THIS unique concept……CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELVES, YA JAGOFFS!!!

(NOTE: We do not TYPICALLY take photos in the gym shower area but I did feel a little CREEPY doin’ this!!!!!!)

 

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“That Guy” That Says Dumb Things

You never wanna be “That Guy” or “That Girl.”

But…..someone was.  We have only had a few days of hot weather and I already had someone say, “Hot enough for ya?”

My desired response (that I didn’t give was) “Are you “THAT GUY” that is so lost for random things to say to aquaintances that you have to bring out, “Hot enough for ya?”

I’ll bet your a “card” at social functions, Mr. “Plaid-sports-coat-wearing-Wit-dat-short-sleeve-dress-shirt-with-a-tie-status-Hows-it-goin-Whats-your-sign-I-was-born-at-night-but-not-last-night-Do-you-come-here-often-I’ll-bet-your-sign-is-slippery-when-wet-How-about-that-internet-Hey-are-you-on-SpaceBook-Hey-does-a-burger-come-with-that-shake-If-sexy-was-a-crime-you’d-be-guilty-as-charged-Did-ya-hear-the-one-about-I’m-looking-for-treasure-can-I-look-around-your-chest.” 

Yes it is hot enough for me, as a matter of fact its feeling TOO HOT for me but I’m not going to complain cuz we just had a loooooong ass winter and 3,568 straight days of rain, YA JAGOFF!!!!

I have to credit Facebook Follower Debi Abel and now Honorary Jagoff Catcher on this post!