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Pens Lose?????

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Photo Credit: TribLive.com

 

We dropped a @$#@, %$%#, ^(@*! !#!*!@#!!$#@A@#$@!!@I))*%! @!#@)(**#&^ three to nothing lead to the Blue Jackets???????

By the way, it’s not all Fleury’s fault!  Someone learn how to play @, %$%#, ^(@*! !#!*!@#!!$#@A@#$@!!@I))*%! @!#@)(**#&^ defense, PLEASE!

 

The in-Home Toilet Paper Jags

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Seriously?????????????????????????????????????????????

(How about that decor-matching Iggle garbage liner?)

So the last one here new to take the cardboard roll off of the toilet paper holder but left not one  square for the next guy…. ME!

Who ever did this, are you the same person that stuffs 2,981 lbs of garbage into the kitchen trash can so that you don’t have to pull the bag out, tie it and put in a new one, Ya Jagoff?

 

Cheerleading Tryouts Leads To Coffee Throwing

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How about this…

A woman is facing charges after she got into a heated fight with a parent during cheerleading tryouts at a Beaver County high school, and then poured coffee on the person who tried to break up the dispute.

See full story on KDKA.com here

The short version:

Girl doesn’t make cheerleading squad

22 year old woman, Kailyn Boring, gets in confrontation with another woman about who made the squad, who didn’t, blah, blah, blah, blah and other VERY critical life-altering things that go along with cheerleading.

Cheerleading squad adviser intervenes to stop the nastiness, gets coffee dumped on her (ALLEGEDLY) by Kailyn Boring

Welllllll, nice work showing the kids on how to handle themselves in life AND in cheerleading, Kailyn.  These kinds of incidents solve EVERYTHING in the world after high school… especially the dumping-coffee-on-someone skill.  In the work place it is actually very underrated.

Kailyn,  not sure where this ALLEGED incident is going to lead but thanks for demonstrating to the kids how to take disappointment with dignity!  Our thoughts, get a cheesy lawyer and say that the other lady said, “Let’s talk about this over coffee.  The coffee is on me,” and then you can testify that you THOUGHT she said, “Let’s talk about this over coffee.  DUMP THAT COFFEE on me!” Better yet, give the excuse that the warning on the coffee cup only says, “CAUTION: Hot Beverage” but does NOT clearly state to not throw it on someone.

Wait.. don’t do that.  That will just continue to embarrass the rest of us Pittsburghers even further.

All that I know is, after reading this story, once again, I called my parents (because they don’t know how to text) and thanked them for beating my ever-loving ARSE occasionally with a paddle.  And by the way, Kailyn, it would appear is if any future as a barista at Starbucks seems a bit in jeopardy, Ya Jagoff!

 

NOTE: No matter WHAT happens at any upcoming hearings, you’re in need of some SERIOUS “Jagoff Rehab.”

Please refer yourself to BOTH of these Pittsburgh websites: Secret Agent L and Dignity And Respect