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May 11 2012

Pittsburgh Pirates Do Good— No Bullying Message

A little bit of a different post for everyone today.  We have fun picking on things here but, as you know from our ABOUT page, we will not support bullying.

Today.. we take a break and show you the Pittsburgh Pirates video about bullying:

This cool video idea was spear-headed by a fellow blogger, Sue Kerr.. you can see Sue’s blog here!  We really like this video.  Share it all you want.

And remember this, as we are teaching our kids not to bully, that means not acting like a bully as an adult on a picket line, at a kids’ sports event or at work, Ya Jagoff!!!

 

Thank you for allowing us to step away for a day and show you this….. we appreciate what the Buccos did on this video! 

 

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Apr 25 2012

Which Way is “Up” Ya Jagoff?

 

This might be the unique-iest (how about THAT made up word) Jagoff post so far.  This photo was sent to us by  fork lift professional that opened up the back of a tractor trailer to unload it and saw what you see in the pic!

The really cool thing is, the fork lift driver knew EXACTLY what to do with this situation.  Did he file “potential damage” forms at work?  No!  Did he report someone for doing a poor job of loading?  No!  Did he yell and scream about the people that loaded this truck?  Well, maybe for a little while UNTIL he decided to take a picture of what he was seeing and sent it to us!!!!

He also documented that, sending it to us, dropped his blood pressure AND frustration level by at last 50%!!  See?  We’re clinically proven… 9 outta 10 dentists approve us!!!  (The 10th one was a Jagoff!)

There’s not much to say about this… it is what it is.  Here’s what WE are wondering…does the person that loaded this, point left or right when they are referring to HEAVEN and/or HELL??  And are they sooooo confused with arrow use that they wear one of those, “I’m With Stupid” t-shirts and the arrow is pointing directly up at their own face?

Then we thought, what if a true YINZER was doing this box.. they might have put the arrow facing downward because, the would have thought “dn” meant “DAHN!”

We have no idea who loaded this but we sure are appreciative that it was sent to us.  The contents of the boxes, by the way, are kitchen cabinets.  And, just in case the same guys, that loaded this truck, are the some people installing the cabinets…..for the record, the granite stuff that comes NEXT goes on TOP of the cabinets.. it’s not the flooring for underneath, Ya Jagoffs!

 

This is the LAST time you’ll hear us beg… if you haven’t voted yet, Pittsburgh Magazine is having a “Pittsburgh’s Best” reader poll.  One of the votes is for Best Blog.  We would appreciate a vote before April 30th.  You can CLICK HERE to vote.  THANKS! 

 

 

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Apr 6 2012

This Car SUCKS On Gas Mileage!

 

Not much to say about this one.  Other than, probably most of our readers HAVE done this before…. just not in view of a Jagoff Catcher!!  We’ve done it….but never caught.  So before you laugh at this one, remember, this could have easily been you OR us.  And now that we’ve acknowledged THAT, let’s laugh!!

There we were cruising thru Oakland and there was this poor SOB…. gas cap laying on his trunk.  Of course, we were VERY nice and told him about it…. AFTER WE TOOK THE PHOTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, you probably remembered your lottery ticket, 4 packs of smokes, some Funyuns, 2 SlimJims and a huge Turner’s Iced Tea while you were getting gas.  On the other hand, the stuff that’s vaporizing out of your gas tank at $3.99 a gallon is called gasoline.  And the reason why you’re currently getting .2345 miles to the gallon is….. YOUR GAS CAP IS ON YOUR TRUNK, Ya Jagoff!!!!

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Mar 29 2012

Where They Late For Class or Just a …

It’s our “Peter Parker” for this week.  This pic taken at Waynesburg University.  Go ahead, give it another look.  And, the answer is “No, this is not just a still photo of someone pulling into or backing out of the parking spot.”

The photo came with no caption because, well, who NEEDS one?

Now this is a perfect example of someone that, as my uncle would have said, “Doesn’t give to #@$#’s about anyone else but themselves!”  This is clearly a need for some Jagoff Rehab with @SecretAgentL .

Hey “Peter Parker,” not sure if you had to pee, poop, puke, were late for a anatomy, English test or urine test, were on the cell phone with your mommy asking her to send more BEER money or begging her to do your 2 pairs of dirty underwear when you get home for spring break, on the phone with your honey telling him/her how much they mean to you but you STILL think you should date other people JUST to make your relationship stronger, were headed to be first in line at the cafeteria for breakfast so that you can get one of the only 9 pieces of bacon that are actually crispy, or were late getting to the next protest sign painting.

Unless you were having a heart attack and were trying to find the closest Emergency Automated Defibrillator OR you were running to cash in a high-level winning ticket for part of that half-a-billion MegaMillion lottery prize, learn how to park or expect, when I back out, your sideview mirror is going home with me, Ya Jagoff!!!!!

 

Special thanks to Nate, @Nate_Regotti a new twitter follower and @DVEproducerJess for NOT keying the side of this guy’s car and for doing the RIGHT thing… sending it to us!!!

 

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Mar 2 2012

Another “Inanimate” Jagoff…. KIND OF!

 

My CX6600 printer takes a T044120 black cartridge and the T044220, T044320, T044240 color cartridges.  WHAT?  I’m already confused!

But WAIT!

The local Office Depot didn’t have those specific cartridges so I had to revert to that booklet-thingy that hangs on the shelf near the printer cartridges, you know, the on-shelf-cross-reference-of compatible-ink-cartridge-codes-and-FAA-and-IRS-codes-catalogue, that reads like my high school trigonometry book.

Finally, I succumbed to the pressure and asked the manager for help.  Off the top of her head, she said the T044220 could be replaced by the generic BG77G1 or the store brand 8J4-MQ.  Aaaaaaaaaand if I purchase the two-pak of the generic BG77G1 cartridge and sign up for their “cartridge recycling” program, I can get a $50 Best Buy Gift Card.

(Oh LORD!!  How does Best Buy get involved with this? I’m soooooo confused!)

The store manager spewed those numbers and letters so fast, that some older lady, who was there looking for scrapbooking supplies, automatically yelled “BINGO!”

Let’s just be simple, WHY can’t printer cartridges just be called cartidge A, B, C and D… or just call them by name??  It’s the only time in MOST of our lives we will ever use the words Magenta and Cyan but that’s less confusing than A1234B-ZZ, Ya Jagoffs!

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