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Top Pittsburgh Adult Halloween Costumes 2014

According to current sales in the Strip District, these are the top selling adult Halloween costumes in Pittsburgh for 2014

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YJ-SexyReggie (432 x 432)

YJ-SexyHannah (432 x 432)

YJ-SexyMcBeam (432 x 432)

Happy Halloween Ya Jagoffs!

Halloween Jagoffs #3 – One-Size-Fits-All Pull-On Costumes

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Plastic molded masks with elastic string:
The eye holes were NEVER big enough. I had to push the mask up against the bottom of my chin to line up the eye holes so I could navigate the neighborhood steps. And when I did that, all the mouth-spit and condensation, that built up on the inside of my mask, smeared all over my face.  Then, it never failed, halfway through trick-or-treating, the stupid elastic string would BREAK right at that little staple on the side. Then my mom would try and tie the elastic string to itself IN THE DARK!

One-Size-Fits-All Pull-On Costumes:
The same costumes that came with those stupid plastic masks. You pulled them on over your legs, up over your body and tied a string behind your neck. The legs of these things were WAY too long so my mother rolled them up (cuz that’s what Batman REALLY looks like, right?) Every time my heels caught on the leg cuff walking up steps, I’d CHOKE myself!

Tomorrow’s blog post… Pittsburgh’s top sexiest Halloween costumes, Ya Jagoffs!

 

Halloween Jags #2 – Teenager Mutant Ninga Trick-or-Treaters

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To those:

  • 18-year-olds who are still trick-or-treating at all
  • 15-16 year-olds that only put on one of those tuxedo t-shirts or your high school football team uniform as a costume.. (some go ALL out and put on the black-eye stuff),
  • moms who carry a 10-month old baby around in a costume (who looks really cute) but collect a queen-sized pillowcase full of candy “for the little guy,
  • parents who let your daughters and sons dress up like hookers and pimps and,
  • people who pile in cars and drive around to 4 different neighborhoods to get more candy than WalMart

stay home and leave the trick-or-treating to the little kids, Ya Jagoffs!!!

 

How old is too old to trick or treat in a neighborhood?  Comment below.