Teacher Jagoffs

Doesn’t She Have BETTER Things To Do?

TO BE CLEAR:  We believe that you should ALWAYS be respectful of elders.

But this lady, seriously, has she nothing better to do?  It seems that Rita Steinmetz is claiming that she is being discriminated against simply because she was one of who-knows-how-many people that DIDN’T get one of only 2 full time math teacher positions at CCAC on the North Side.  Scuttlebut WE hear is that one of the KEY points in the suit is that she believes she is actually OVER qualified because she knows how to teach ABACUS at the 400 level.

But SERIOUSLY.  A lawsuit?  I mean,  70 is not a sentence to sit and rot away in a rocking chair but A LAW SUIT????   Rita-pita, any idea how many math teachers are outta work and probably interviewed for these jobs?  We’re thinking that there were probably 150 unemployed History teachers ALONE that applied for the jobs saying they were “good with numbers” just to get a paycheck.  But YOU, Rita, were discriminated against??

Rita-pita, don’t ya think its time to relax, go to Silver Sneakers a few times a week, walk in new white tennies at Ross Park Mall, bake some cookies, drive slowly in the fast lane during rush hour, take 3 cruises a year and maybe get one of those “name tag” jobs at the Mickey D’s around the corner from Ridge Avenue?  We don’t mean to be disrespectful to an elder but, isn’t there an easier way to pay for those afternoons at the Rivers Casino other than a frivilous law suit, Ya Jagoff?


Teachers Having Sex With Students


Once again, these kind of stories go right to the “WTF area” of my brain.  Teachers having sex with students (Click Here For Full Story From Brookville, PA ). At what point does your brain tell ya this is O.K?   BTW, this is unfortunately NOT the first teacher to get caught like this.  Do these people NOT watch the news and see others get caught?

I had some seriously hot teachers – even while I was doing my time at Catholic School.  Some of those lay teachers? WOWZER – “INSTANT Pinnochio Pants!” 

But I cannot even imagine that, no matter how HOT I thought that I was at age 15 – with my with zits,  nice fake silk shirt ,  my PicWay tennis shoes, double-knit slacks and my glasses all crooked –  that ANY teacher, male or female, found ME hot!!!!!!  (Just to be sure I went back and reviewed my teenage school pictures – NOT HOT!)

How LONELY do ya have to be to be looking at your students for dates?  I’ll give you THIS – 15 year old girls did NOT look like they do now – but still, THEY’RE 15!!!!! 

And what could a 15 year old girl see in this chubbins of a teacher! 

So, Ms. Hetrick (as I would have been instructed to call you in my day), are you aware of things like Cinemax and Sassy Sensations Stores where you can satisfy your personal desires?  Hell, you’re right along I-80, there’s gotta be some truck-stop adult book stores handy!!! 

So Ms. “Not-hotty” Hetrick, have fun in jail – the Catholic Priests of the area say “thanks” for taking the cross hairs off of them for a while, YA JAGOFF!