Roger Goodell

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A SPECIAL SATURDAY POST

So they NFL agreement with the players was in jeopardy because ol’ Roggie Babee wanted to be the only person who randomly assesses fines and acts as the appellate court too.

Excerpt from the Washington Post:

Players objected to the idea that Goodell could decide appeals of disciplinary measures imposed by him.

We guess Roggie just wants to be everything, Judge, Jury aaaaannnnnnnnd, YEP, you guessed it, Jagoff.

No wonder why we officially named you Roger Go-ta-Hell, YA JAGOFF!

LUCKILY, NFL Doesn’t Comment PUBLICLY on Personnel Matters

Note, this is the SECOND TIME Roger Goodell has been named by this site in our short existence!  Some people just can’t stop puttin’ their foot in the bucket.

We understand Ben did what he did.  But, ROGGEEE Baby, telling private meeting stories to a reporter????  WOW!!!  Thank GOD the NFL has a policy of  “not discussing personnel matters in the media” cuz, otherwise, some stuff might have leaked to a reporter named Peter King who might take advantage of publishing it right around the Super Bowl!!! If THAT happened, you might have just as a surprised look on yer face as in the photo above when John Madden told’em yer were paying for his 37  orders of Big Mouth Burger Bite Combos!

WAIT!  Now I see it.  That DID happen and you DO think your God cuz those letters are in yer name (G-O-D).  Well, guess what, to Pittsburghers, your name, Roger GOODELL, sounds more like Roger GO-TA-HELL!!!

See ya Super Bowl Mondee with our trophy Roggeeeeee Babe, YA JAGOFF!!!

Thanks to Honorary Jagoff Catchers (and Twitter Friends) @nicolediperna and @Sherry403 for the suggestion!

See PREVIOUS Rogeee Baby post: Here

Photo credit from : The Pigskin Doctor

Steelers in the Playoffs Despite You!

 

Hey there Rogee babe.  Our Steelers made it to the playoffs despite every piece of “too hard of a hit” garbage you and your thugs threw at us this season.

If we woulda wanted some arrogant, self-ego-masturbating, you-scratch-my-back-I’ll-scratch-MY-back, self-imposed omnipotent New York-type  to screw up our Playoff chances we woulda kept Plaxico Burress, YA JAGOFF!! 

(See ya Super Bowl Mundee with our trophy!)