May 23 2011
Judgement Day – Is Anyone Able to Read This Posting?
“Harold Camping, the gravely voiced, 89-year-old founder of Family Radio; the man who pinpointed May 21 as the exact date of the Rapture based on clues sprinkled throughout the Bible. He is very confident in his prediction.” (click here for the full story)
Hey Harold, I listened to you. I am now broke cuz I drained my bank accounts to buy alcohol and rent a drive-in-sized screen for a neighborhood karaoke party and get a Duquesne Club membership, my parents hate me because I finally fessed up to stealing and wrecking the car when I was 17 ( I had previously blamed it on my cousin who got grounded for life), my neighbor hates me because I made a pass at his hot wife, MY wife is mad because I made a pass at my neighbor’s hot wife, I am hung over from drinking to forget about making a pass at the neighbor’s hot wife, I am in jail for looting the Ross Park Mall Tiffany’s store to try and make my wife forget about me hitting on the neighbor’s hot wife and I now owe each of my kids a Mercedes Benz and an iPad2 that I promised them if they cut the grass and cleaned their room aaaaaaaaaand I now have to do 2 weeks worth of laundry and cut my grass again YA JAGOFF!!!!
