Punxsutawney Phil

Punxsutawney Phil – Final Play

Nothing else needs to be said… it’s the end of March and we just got pounded with snow! Yes, we know we live in Western Pennsylvania and the weather is crazy. But not NEAR as crazy as that “EARLY SPRING” B.S. Punxsutawney Phil dished out on national TV!!!

Phil, you’re lucky MOST of the people that were there at Gobblers’s Knob to hear your prediction on Groundhog Day were too drunk to remember it and hold you accountable. The rest of us are just PEEVED that we put blind faith in a ground hog and really believed that an early spring was coming, Ya Jagoff!!!

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Punxsutawney Phil – Sayin’ What Needs To Be Said!

Yep.  I did it.  It seemed too easy but it HAD TO BE DONE!

I know it’s Pittsburgh not Charlotte and not Orlando.  But on February 2, 2013, Punxsutawney Phil and his band of cult-like merry men of the secret society of Punxsutawney-isms said it was gonna be an early Spring!

It’s now 4 weeks into the “6 weeks” and we’ve had snow, rain, sleet and freezing rain with not much of an end in sight!!

Sure, I know that Phil doesn’t really predict the weather but…. once again, I got fooled by that whole “early spring” thing  just like when my uncle would pretend to pull a coin out from behind my ear (when I was in my 20’s).

Ok Phil-ma-boy, everyone’s thinking it but I’m gonna say it!!  The ONLY reason we haven’t shown up at yer house and trashed it like we were a bunch of Pitt students at a G-20 Summit is cuz gas prices are through the roof.  How about you get yourself one of those “Certified Meteorologist” thingies like our buddy Scott Harbaugh!!  He says they grade on a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge curve!!!

What’s yer next prediction, “Pittsburgh Pirates Advance to First Round of MLB Playoffs” Ya Jagoff?????

 

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