Protestor Jagoffs

How NOT To Make Your Point!

So we had a number of options for a Jagoff post today….

the Dallas Cowboys

the Dallas Cowboys’ Josh Brent who was permitted to hang out on the sidelines of the game IN Cowboys gear while he is awaiting legal stuff for a DUI that caused a fatality

the Dallas Cowboy’s owner Jerry Jones for, simply, being Jerry Jones AND for allowing Josh Brent on the sidelines in team gear


the NFL Commissioner, Roger Go-Ta-Hell, who drops a multi-thousand dollar fine on a Steeler player anytime someone in the stadium drops a hankey but lets Josh Brent hang out with the team on the field during a game

But…writing about any of those would make us sound like sore losers… which we ARE…but we just don’t want to SOUND like sore losers.  So we went to our protest man from the Bellevue, PA area.

Well, it’s pretty clear that this guy has a serious gripe… BUT…. to have your gripe taken seriously, would anyone suggest writing slogans all over your car with electrical tape???  Were there no poster boards available at Pat Catan’s or Michael’s?  Were there no sandwich boards avaiable to staple sharpie-written notes to and sit around town?  Were all of the corners to yell from in downtown Pittsburgh taken by the Christian Science Monitor religious mag reps?

Ya know, what better way to show that you have your act together and your legal briefs in order than to spread electrical tape all over your car….. including the back window AND, if you look closely, the gas cap door!!!!!!

Hey… I’d like to be taken seriously PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I didn’t have enough toilet paper to paper Mr. Zapalla’s office or the Highmark Building downtown sooooooooo here ya go!!!! A taped-up car!

If anyone reading this has ever tried to tear electrical tape with your bare hands, you know exactly how RAW your thumbs would be after the work on this particular car.  Our how sore your front teeth would be from tearing tape.  And, at the price of electrical tape, this guy probably could have  taken the same money and purchased a billboard along Route 65 in Bellevue!!!

Silly joke…. Is this car a PERFECT example of a TAPED CONVERSATION?????

Hey Taped-Crusader.. (now ya have to admit that there was awesome) good luck with your protest.  We honestly wish you the best.

In the meantime, you would probably be more successful if you printed off coloring pages pics of your PROTESTees and spent a night laying on your living room floor on your belly, with your feet in the air and your tongue sqeezing out the side of your mouth, while you colored their teeth black, their faces green and gave them blood shot eyes and bushy eyebrows.

In the meantime, it would seem that anyone in Bellevue who needs electrical tape for the Christmas trains or lights might be pretty much, S.O.L. thanks to you, Ya Jagoff!


Remember our Neighbor Jagoff with the home-painted signs from last year?  Click here to read.


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Occupy…(and then clean up after yourselves)

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 Well, it’s taken THIS long for us to finally comment on the Occupy thing.

All we know is that everyone has the right to protest and everyone has the right to be heard.  But…. and we REALLY mean BUT…. when you leave a mess in our city, WHERE THERE WASN’T PREVIOUSLY A MESS, right in the heart of the Downtown area, you are a….. well, we will get to that in a minute.

The area pictured above had been previously referred to as Mellon Green for good reason.  It WAS a quaint “green space” next to the Mellon Tower.  Now, as many of the local news stories and reporters, like Cara Sapida, have shown, the property is nothing but a pile of muck, including garbage, rats and human waste, thanks to the Occupy movement.. some of whom aren’t even from our area.

Once again, we respect anyone’s right to protest against “the man” “the woman” “the half-man” “the wolfman” “the boggieman.”  But how about a little self respect and, like your grandma probably used to tell ya, CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF.

Do you realize that any good that you might have done with your protesting is zeroed out by the disrespectful MESS you left behind.  If you’re intentions were TRULY good, you would have cleaned up after yourselves.

Well, the good news is, the Occupy Pittsburgh protest is pretty much over.  It’s now time for you all to either move to the south and find something else to protest OR, here’s a good idea, GET A JOB SO THAT YOU CAN PAY TAXES…..taxes that will have to be used to pay for the  public safety costs accumulated in PROTECTING your right to protest as well as taxes that will be used to CLEAN UP YOUR MESS, Ya Jagoffs!!!


NOTE:  Do NOT leave a comment saying that we don’t understand “the man.”  We do!   And whether or not we agree or disagree with your protest is irrelevant.  You’re STILL a bunch of Jagoffs for leaving this mess for someone else to clean up. 

NOTE, NOTE:  By the way, there are plenty of 25-30 year old entrepreneurs that have chosen to “protest” by starting their own businesses.  Some of them might even give you a job if you shower.