Oct 8 2012
Yesterday, my dad posted the photo below on Facebook and Twitter.
He says it go SHARED alot but, not sure what that means since I pretty much don’t share anything.. bones, food scraps, dirty socks or couch space. I’m not even sure he had the right to post my photo but, he gave me a pile of Milk Bones and I said it was fine!
By the way, it took me forever to type this blog. First, the keys aren’t big enough for my paws. Second, I get frustrated when I see Internet pictures of other dogs and they have no scent. My nose also makes the screen a mess. And I keep hitting my eye on the corner of the laptop screen when I try to stick my head out of the Windows 2007 icon!! My dad has also blocked any websites with pictures of fire hydrants… I don’t know why but I also know that he told me that I wasn’t allowed to “MARK” any of my favorite websites. He says it would short out the keyboard!
OK.. so on to yesterday’s Eagles/Steelers win. I was born near Cleveland but I have been a Steelers fan since I was a “young pup!” (Get it??) Yesterday I had to watch that dog-torturing-Jag Michael Vick making lots of money again as a football player?? I cheered with everything I had (ran around the house barking) for the Steelers to tackle him, bite him, stick their finger in his eye through his face mask AND give him on of those “I just ate some grass and some of my old poop” dog burps right in his face while they were on top of him.
Not sure if any of that happened because I really didn’t understand any of the words that were coming out of the TV (I really only understand the words SIT, STAY, WALK, PEANUT BUTTER, TREAT and PAW.. which means TREAT eventually). But I did see him on the ground a lot.. heee.. heee..(fart)….heee! (Whew!! That smelled like sausage.. time for me to get up and move and look at my butt while I walk away.)
OK.. my paws are BARKING.. (Get it??) from all of this typing, plus, I think someone just dropped some food on the floor so, let’s end this thing.
But while I have the bully pulpit, I have to say one more thing, I don’t know who’s test-tasting the stuff but “beef flavored” dog food is BOGUS!! It tastes NOTHING like the steak scraps I have been sneaked under the table a few times!!!
And Michael Vick, we’re asking the NFL “king” Roger Go-ta-hell, put a shock collar on you that activates anytime you run through the sideline’s “invisible fence.”
And finally, like Eddie Yount (one of the blog’s Facebook followers) commented, Michael Vick, you should be sentenced to selling beer in Cleveland, in the “Dawg Pound” section… and we think you should have to wear a “Dawg Pounders SUCK” shirt!
THAT would be the torture you deserve, YA JAGOFF!!!!
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