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Neighbor Jagoffs

May 2 2013

Christmas Decorations.. Early or Late?

I’ll bet we all have a neighbor that leaves their Christmas lights up just a little too long, right?  Maybe it was even you at one point.

How long  you leave your decorations up  CAN BE a social dilemma.   If you take them down the day after Christmas, you’re a grinch – a non-believer!  If ya leave them up after the end of January, you’re lazy, an embarrassment to the rest of the neighbors.

HOWEVER, if it’s late April, and there have been MORE THAN A FEW of those ‘burgh-winter sunny days since January (despite the extra long winter we had), and your holiday decorations are still up, your a …(wait, I have one more thing to say before the big finish).

Let me put it this way:

 The Hartwood Acres’ Project Bundle-up, 3.2 miles of Christmas lights – DOWN.

  The Overly’s Christmas 2.1 Million Christmas lights – DOWN

The Oglebay Resort 3-mile, 125-acre Festival of Lights – DOWN

So, Not-So-Secret-Santas, do we need to come there for a CHRISTMAS DECORATION INTERVENTION?

How about you offer a couple of  Iron City cans with Steelers or Penguins COOZIES to some of your neighbors and send them outside with some wrenches, screwdrivers, a hammer and a stepladder to take that wreath down.  For CRISSAKES your making the neighborhood look like West Virginia!  If you don’t, we’re gonna gather up some Jagoff Catchers to come over and post a sign in your front yard that says, “WE HATE THE STEELERS, SIDNEY CROSBY AND PUPPIES, “  Ya Jagoffs!

Thanks to our Jagoff Catcher, Instagram follower @b1j_poppa for the lead!!!

 

DISCLAIMER:  Neither our Jagoff Catcher nor Ya Jagoff  Admin supports actually defacing this house.  If you do that, you’ll be a REAL JAGOFF.  

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Sep 6 2012

Is This The New HYBRID Garbage Truck?

Haaa.. as you know.. we point out the act of jagoffery.  One can be caught by us, or one of our un-officially deputized  Honorary Jagoff Catchers.  And such Honorary members can be  displaced Pittsburghers witnessing jagoffery in their current hometown.  This one comes from the state of South Carolina.

Just in case you’re a little confused, yep, that IS a trash can on the back of that car!!!  Now we have seen gas tank caps off, window blown out, side-view mirrors broken but….THIS IS A FIRST!!!!!

Is BFI implementing a new “greener” hybrid-garbage collection vehicle?  If so, we like it!  Wondering if they will give jitney rides too??

Wait, remember when your grandpap had a “litter bag” hanging from the radio knob in the front of his car??  Maybe this is the new version of that, trying to keep up with the whole “Super Size” fast food meal garbage??  The driver just has to have a Michael Jordan style hook when throwing their empty milkshake cup out of the window.  Either that, or, perfectly time the throw according to their driving speed.

Ya know how we get things in real-life, like Velcro, from the NASA research??  We believe this vehicle is a result of the high-end research done at Kennywood Park in their re-development of the LITTER GITTER!

 

Go ahead, scroll back up.. we know you want to look at that picture again!!  Nope, there are no bungy cords or duct tape holding that thing on.  This person is, indeed, driving with a garbage can on their trunk. Haaaaaa…oh God!!!

Hey there Carolina-Litter-Gitter, we have no idea if you’re hauling this to the local pizza shop to steal dumpster space, or if you are working on creating a float for the “Garbage Day Parade” or if someone played a joke on ya an put that thing on your trunk sometime in the middle of the night.  But here’s one thing we DO know……you have know idea what a rear-view mirror is.  Ohterwise you’d have seen a huge black thing when you backed up!

As an FYI, it’s that shiny thingy in the upper middle of your windshield that you sometimes use to fix your hair and pick poppy seeds outta your teeth, Ya Jagoff!!!!

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Thanks to Twitter follower Zak Wojcik for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today!

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Sep 5 2012

Car Hokey Pokey With The Neighbor!

Have you ever gotten in your car, started to back out of the driveway and you only realize that there’s a bike or a bucket is back there when you actually hear a loud bang or dragging noise?  Imagine the noise that would come from THIS scenario.

This photo came on our Facebook page.  It was taken in West View, near the Highland Country Club.  Guessing that the neighbor forgot that he/she was no longer driving a smart car which, if you’re not familiar, is a roller skate with a gasoline engine.

But seriously, WHAT would make a neighbor park like this?  Ignorance, apathy, having to go to the bathroom REALLY, REALLY bad cuz the driver had a Sheetz hot dog 4.1 minutes prior?  (We’d give a pass on the Sheetz/bathroom… they should call those things SLIDERS cuz they give ya the SHEETZ!)

We sure hope this is an unfortunate mistake because we don’t want to see these neighbors on the news NEXT week with some kind of yard sign war.

Then again, we like our Hokey Pokey reference.  If you’re not familiar with the song, The Hokey Pokey, it’s a song played at every Pittsburgh wedding (in western PA, the ONLY way to truly consumate a marriage is to play this at your reception.)  It’s also usually played right around the same time as the Bird Dance!!  And both of these dances are the songs that finally get your drunk uncle on to the dance floor and convinces him that he can actually dance!!!  These songs are usually followed by the Electric Slide which is where your drunk uncle figures out he actually CANNOT dance.. and he ends up hip checking Auntie Eileen into the bridal table Brooks Orpik style!

Back to the photo of the Hokey-Pokey-Hokey-Driver, how about Gettting-off-your-phone-or-Stop-yakking-with-your-passengers-or-Being-so-self-absorbed-with-your-hairdo and focusing on PARKING the next time you park in the alley.  For crissakes, we haven’t seen that much back-end sticking out since Chaka Khan retired, Ya Jagoff!!!

Special thanks to Facebook follwer Tom Link for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today!

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Jun 7 2012

It’s Been A While… A Neighbor Jagoff (From Vegas)

It’s been a while since we had someone offer up one of their neighbors for a post.  This one comes all the way from Las Vegas and it’s within the guidelines of this blog because it’s a relocated Pittsburgher that submitted the pic.

It may be hard to see so we used the Jagoff-estrator technology to point things out.  What it shows is a wide open driveway and, the houseowner’s truck sitting in the yard.  This is the email that came with the pic:

I live in Las Vegas & thought this new neighbor of mine deserved some merit.  He seems to think it’s normal to park his big bad Dodge truck in the front yard versus his driveway. As you can see, his house does have a driveway. He’s been here 2 months & continues to make the neighborhood look like we’re in the sticks or something.

Haaa.. it looks like he DOES use his driveway for something.. ”beer can target practice.” Guessing he just started a new game and currently has 1 point in the opposite square.

Hey new-neighbor, don’t you know that you’re not permitted to park your vehicle in your front yard UNLESS you’re gonna pull the wheels off, put it up on blocks and then sit around on some piece of stained, upholstered furniture while you drink afternoon beers and talk about the parts you have to go pick-up at the junk yard?

Here’s our perplex-ment…… sure there’s a driveway BUT there’s ALSO  garage!!!!!!

We’re guessing that the garage is as full of s@# …like more full of s@# than the Port Authority’s Steve Bland and, the reason the guy doesn’t park his truck in the driveway is because, if the garage door was to open suddenly, the truck would be caught in suddent wave of used coolers, yard tools, bocci ball and volley ball kits, bags of unused clothes, bundles of newspapers and, since this is Vegas, unregistered foriegn landscapers!

Hey new neighbor, the bookies are now on this… it’s now 15-1 odds that  you’re originally from West Virginia, Ya Jagoff!

Thanks to Tammy Harper, Las Vegas, NV for sending this in and being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today!!!

 

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Jan 17 2012

Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself Or….. RUN HIS ARSE OVER!

 

Seems like it’s been FOREVER since we had a NEIGHBOR JAGOFF post or a NEWS PEOPLE JAGOFF!

Anthony Pellegrino had a problem with his neighbor and his neighbor’s dog so he did what ANY neighbor would have done, he hopped in his car and tried to run over his neighbor, Frank Rhone and his dog, while they were out for a walk.  Who needs a magistrate anyway?

But wait!  Pellegrino didn’t just give it one shot.  He seemed to grasp the meaning of PERSISTANCE from watching Evgani Malkin in the Penguins game Sunday afteroon.   After Frank and his dog jumped out of the way, Pellegrino threw the car in reverse and headed for Frank and the dog again!!

(It gets crazier!)

Frank is, of course OUTRAGED, and does what any NORMAL person would do– he whips out a gun and starts firing it wildly at Pellegrino’s car!  The problem is, Frank’s not too good of a shot while laying on his back in a yard, holding onto his dog trying to avoid being run over by a wild car…..one of his bullets hits a house and, as you can see by the WPXI story, “narrowly missing a woman inside.”

At some point, Pellegrino gives up to the police thus avoiding this calamity from getting any worse.  We could just see this ending up as something out of a  Looney Tunes scene where the “narrowly missed lady“ comes out of her house with a shot gun, misses her shot, causing a bucket of water to fall off of a window ledge, dumping the water on to some outside Christmas lights, thusly causing an electrical short that causes one of the street’s transformers to explode on a telephone pole, which scares ANOTHER neighbor’s cat who SCREECHES and JUMPS and freaks out Frank’s dog, who then tries to CHASE the cat and pulls on Frank’s arm soooooo hard that his arm pulls out of its socket, thusly causing Frank to CRAP his pants from the pain which, in turn, causes Frank’s dog to CRAP in the yard and ……. GUESS WHAT????  Frank has NO Pooper Scooper  baggie on him to clean up after his own dog and the situation finally culminates at the point why Mr. Pellegrino was INITIALLY sooooooo mad.  (Now who HASN’T  been that mad at a neighbor that doesn’t clean up after their dog?)

OK.. all of that’s a lie.. it turns out that Frank and Anthony have had a life-long game of “TV-Tag” going on in the neighborhood.  Last night, Anthony was chasing Frank.  Frank ducked down to avoid being tagged by Anthony and yelled “Dukes of Hazard!”  At that point, Anthony took him seriously and went all “Boss Hogg” on Frank!

Ok..tht’s a lie too!  But what WOULD explain to neighbors acting like this other than them being .. well.. wait for it….

Frank and Anthony, you guys are the EPITOME of “there goes the neighborhood!”  We recommend you guys sign up for a Seniors Hockey League at a local ice rink. Then, you guys can fight once a week— with no chance of going to jail—you only have to sit in a penalty box for 10 minutes each time, Ya Jagoffs!

 

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