May 2 2013
I’ll bet we all have a neighbor that leaves their Christmas lights up just a little too long, right? Maybe it was even you at one point.
How long you leave your decorations up CAN BE a social dilemma. If you take them down the day after Christmas, you’re a grinch – a non-believer! If ya leave them up after the end of January, you’re lazy, an embarrassment to the rest of the neighbors.
HOWEVER, if it’s late April, and there have been MORE THAN A FEW of those ‘burgh-winter sunny days since January (despite the extra long winter we had), and your holiday decorations are still up, your a …(wait, I have one more thing to say before the big finish).
Let me put it this way:
So, Not-So-Secret-Santas, do we need to come there for a CHRISTMAS DECORATION INTERVENTION?
How about you offer a couple of Iron City cans with Steelers or Penguins COOZIES to some of your neighbors and send them outside with some wrenches, screwdrivers, a hammer and a stepladder to take that wreath down. For CRISSAKES your making the neighborhood look like West Virginia! If you don’t, we’re gonna gather up some Jagoff Catchers to come over and post a sign in your front yard that says, “WE HATE THE STEELERS, SIDNEY CROSBY AND PUPPIES, “ Ya Jagoffs!
Thanks to our Jagoff Catcher, Instagram follower @b1j_poppa for the lead!!!
DISCLAIMER: Neither our Jagoff Catcher nor Ya Jagoff Admin supports actually defacing this house. If you do that, you’ll be a REAL JAGOFF.
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