Guest Blog – Brandi’s Biggest Jagoff

Here’s Guest Post Blog #3.  It’s from a big-timer, ex Pittsburgher, now from San Francisco area, Social Media Marketing, & Business Dev Consultant  for Sports, Entertainment, Celebrities & Luxury Goods, please welcome BRANDI RAHILL!!!

 

There are people that cut you off while driving, neighbors that use your hose to wash your car without you knowing, friends that borrow your clothes and return them never washed or dry cleaned with stains on them- but nobody and I mean nobody on this earth can top my Dad- the biggest Jagoff of the century.

Born and raised in Pittsburgh, my young parents of 19 and 20 chose to stick it out for almost 40 long years. She chose this hellish life; 1. Born Italian Catholic- you just don’t divorce (even a Jagoff) 2. I don’t know.  We moved 18 times before I was a freshman in High School- and no, we were not a military family.  He worked for Exxon- and I guess they thought it was funny to move a family of 5 around the country.

Come to my story.  If I had to choose one, and there are just so many- (we are planning to write a book, pitch it to HBO and make a mini-series), here is a dooooosey.

My mother calls me last week, so excited to tell me my brother is graduating medical school in December from the National University of Health Sciences in Chicago.  She also begins to tell me that she received, from my brother, a telephone call regarding his car insurance (or
lack thereof) since last June. Jagoff was supposed to be paying for it while he was in school- and told the judge this during divorce proceedings this past summer.  Nice- so my brother who has been driving from Chicago, to Pittsburgh, to Florida, to Boston oh and to Texas with his car, has NO INSURANCE.

This man is so incredible jealous that his son has not only one degree from the University of Pittsburgh, but now another that will make 4.  Why is he jealous? Because he does not have one! Yes people- the man has lied throughout his entire life that he has a degree, and has gotten numerous high profile jobs with nothing.

So, let’s gather our thoughts shall we? Parents divorced.  He is supposed to pay at least the boys car insurance so he can be safe
traveling around the country for various classes and training courses, even told a judge that.  He has no degree, in anything but napping, so nothing about this graduation next month is even remotely on his calendar.  Same person that had all of our pictures, family treasures, anything remotely having to do with any of us kids, bagged up in trash bags for my mother to pick up at the house…

This is just the beginning.. Ya Jagoff!

 

See Friday’s Guest Blog, THANKFUL, from Scott Paulsen HERE!

See Saturday’s Guest Blog, a video blog, from Benstoium HERE!

 

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