Family Jagoffs

Chicken-Fight Served FAMILY STYLE!

 

 

Soooooooooooooo the honor of today’s post goes to our man, George “Jake” Rhome who didn’t like his dinner sooooooooooo much that he decided to start a family melee , well kind of, because, his was somewhat provoked by daughter-in-law, Dottie Jaggi, who whaled a chair at him for his dinner chatter.  Here are the story highlights (see KDKA video here):

  • Jake “Shake n Bake” Rhome complains that the veggies need to be microwaved in a bowl.
  • Jake “Shake n Bake” Rhome complaints that the fowl is FOUL, i.e. chicken was too dry.
  • Daugther-in-law Dottie (That’s a bingo playing game if we ever heard one) gets upset over Jake “Shake n Bake’s” NON-anonymous food-critic comments and throws a chair at him.
  • Fight ensues, tumbles out to the neighborhood
  • Police called and, more importantly, NEWS REPORTERS are called
  • Shake n Bake Jake gets arrested (keep following.. get a score card cuz it gets fuzzy next)
  • Shake n Bake’s mom says “he’s usually easy going.”
  • Shake n Bake’s girl friend and mother-in-law of Dottie-the-Chair-Thrower says, “They didn’t do it right so George got mad.”
  • Dottie, Dottie’s man-toy husband, Jason AND Shake n Bake Jake get arrested (Dottie and Jason for unrelated stuff)

See?  Told ya to get out a score card!!

In looking at the items above.. what’s so abnormal about what went on?  Just about ANYONE would be upset over the veggies not being done in a bowl in the microwave!!  There’s really no better way to cook them, huh?  (We’re guessing Dottie doesn’t read Pinterest or she would have known the standard microwave recipe for frozen veggies.)

And my gosh!  What WWE/MME-watching family WOULDN’T throw a chair after receiving that kind of food critique… bad veggies, incorrectly cooked chicken?

Sheeeesh!!

Imagine what Shake n Bake Jake would have done a Thanksgiving turkey would have exploded at the table like it did in the Chevy Chase move, Christmas Vacation!!!

Jake, Dottie, Jason enjoy your time in jail.  We would suggest you NOT complain about the food there.  Jake’s Mom and Girlfriend-of-Jake, well, you are the last two left free.. “OLLY, OLLY OXEN FREE!”

The good news of this, the Food Channel wants to talk to you all about a few new TV shows:

“Chopped, KICKED and BITTEN!”

“Barefoot AND PREGNANT Contessa”

“Cooking With NATURAL-HONEY-Boo-Boo”

“A LITERAL Throw-Down of Bobby Flay”

(and our favorite) “Diners, Drive-ins and Dregs of Society”

Looking forward to the news covering your Thanksgiving Dinner, Ya Jagoffs!!

Thanks to Facebook follower P. Cornell for being the first one to drop dime on this story!

 

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Another Family Day.. Mother and Son This Time

Does everyone one remember the father-daughter-tag-team-WWF showdown at PNC Park? (here’s our post about them) Well we found some a mother and son having a nice family day out this time.  A WPXI talks about a mother-son duo that went on a little Bonnie and Clyde run in Bridgeville (full story here).

Apparently the two stole a wallet from a Bridgeville restaurant and went on a little shopping spree with the credit card. Now not only are these folks downright Ja…..(well you know) but there also downright STOOOPID. Their little shopping spree consisted of beer, liquor and cigarettes. The credit card was used at the local Beer Warehouse, a State Liquor Store and K-Mart!

Haaaa.. haaaa…REALLY??

They weren’t even smart enough to go out and buy a yacht or season tickets to the Penguins games or those All-You-Can-Eat Buccos tickets where they can shove food in their drawers and eat for the next 2 weeks!

Imagine them in the slammer when someone asks “Whata ya in for?” and their reply is “I went to K-Mart and bought some smokes with a stolen credit card, (insert jail-type swear words here)!”

The next day the son kept going.  He smashed a window at a local business and stole a cash register (ahhhh mommy’s little boy!!) We can see the bumber sticker, “My Child Can Smash Steal Stuff Better Than You Honor Student ….but then again he’s 28.”

When police took the woman into custody they said she did not cooperate (surprise, surprise). She even tried to bite and kick the officers.  Guessing they should have got some chips and pretzels at K-Mart!  She eventually had to be tazed.

On the bright side, jail is a great place hold a Mother’s Day dinner. They’ve got great rates on dinner menus on food that the inmates make themselves.

Next time, you might want to consider a nice night of laser bowling or staying at home with a game of Gin Rummy, Ya Jagoffs!!!

Weed Wacker WACKO!

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Once again, Fayette County gets a laugh on someone else (See Previous Post).  Old Phil Manley was soooooo mad at his brother-in-law for not letting him borrow some string for the weed whacker that he chose to shoot at him.. errr, ahhh shoot the pavement!!  Either way, gun vs. weed whacker string is enough to scare the natural lawn fertilizer outta me!!!!!

Then again, maybe the story isn’t really what happened. You know what its like when you get to the end of that weed whacker string when you are in the middle of manicuring the lawn, right? You’re PISSED cuz you MEANT to pick up an extra the last time you were at the hardware store. 

Well, do ya think Phil was just mad that he ran out of string and he only had 2 more weeds to whack so he pulled out his gun (that he NORMALLY carries while he’s landscapin’ like most of us do) and tried to whack them with bullets?????

Maybe not.

Hey Phil not-so-Manley, if I lived next to you, my house would look like the Let’s Make A Deal gameshow set.  That way, I would KNOW that I have WHATEVER it is you need to borrow and then ya won’t shoot my sidewalk up, Ya Jagoff!!!