Concert Going Jagoffs

No Shoes, No Shirt, No MANNERS!!!!!!!!!!



As you know, this blog was started to point out anyone trying to embarrass Pittsburgh!  Well……..the Kenny Chesney tour rolled through town this weekend which gets us to today’s blog post!

As usual for this concert, the world shut down ALMOST equal to when the Steelers are playing a Sunday game against the Ravens.  Tailgating, drinking, peeing in public, laughs, a few beer-muscle fights, etc, etc, etc.  You know the drill.

And when it was all over, the parking lots looked like the picture above.  You know, standard stuff…. you throw stuff all over the ground…..just like after you have a party at your OWN house.

Or, since this is graduation party time… just like when you’re done eating your Giant Eagle fried chicken, Nana’s homemade rigatoni and meatballs and Aunt Jean’s potato salad and cookies… you just toss your paper plate, utensils, napkins, drinking cup or can/bottle right on to their driveway. Standard behavior, right?  Oh, and don’t forget to leave a bra, pair of underwear or errant shoe somewhere in the mess too!

Yesterday, WPXI Reporter Dave Bondy, posted this photo on his Facebook page.  It was shared over 2,000 times and had thousands of comments… including people supporting the fact that this mess was substantiated by the fact that it costs $40 to park and that the cost  of cleanup is “paid for.”

Oh!  So with that same thinking, the more gift-money I put in the graduation card, the more garbage I’m allowed to throw around on the graduate’s YARD!

Some comments blamed the mess on COUNTRY MUSIC listeners.  Yes… THAT’S it, right?  And I guess all West Virginians really ARE related and have 1 tooth!  NOPE!

Let me take a minute to explain who the people are that left this garbage!

They are people who spent $329 on beer, $221 on food, $183 on bags of ice, rented DJ’s and RV’s and built customized corn hole games, wore $550 cowboy hats and boots and even spent $15 on lighted necklaces but thought NOTHING about paying $4.90 to get a box of trash bags that they could put their garbage in and leave at the lot for pick-up by official clean-upper-ers! (That’s my new word.. I own it.. feel free to use it as your own.)

These are also the same people who have a meticulously clean car and bitch if the kid drops a McD’s french fry between the seats!

These people do NOT need to be fined as some think.. they need to meet my grandmother who would think NOTHING of pulling the short hairs on the back of their neck, twisting them to inflict maximum pain, and not letting go until EVERY piece of garbage was in a bag!

And she’d be saying, “You better get this pig sty RED UP NOW, Ya Jagoff!!”

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You Paid WHAT To Go To The Concert?

Kenny Chesney is here tomorrow night!!!  In honor of that, here is a repost from LAST YEAR’s concert so that you all know what to look for at this year’s parking lot mess!

As expected, there were a few “Concert Jagoffs” at the recent Kenny Chesney show Saturday night. The local news showed a bunch of them that got arrested for fighting. (Yes, and we should sell beer at Kennywood cuz adults know how to control their liquor consumption in the hot sun around other adults, RIGHT?)

But this guy, we will call him Bucky like we do all concert Jagoff males, takes the prize!! He’s proof that, in the age of smart phones, your close friends are you close friends at least UNTIL you do something stupid enough worthy of posting on the internet!!!!

Can ya hear it?

Bucky’s Friends: “Hey, we just defended your honor.”

Bucky (Fake Name): “Oh, cool!”

Bucky’s Friends: “Yeah. Someone said you weren’t even good enough to sleep with the trash and we said, yes you are and sent them this picture to prove it .”

When you look at this picture, you think to yourself, “Wow, what ever happened to getting just-drunk-enough that you start telling everyone you love them, you started dancing alone in a corner fist-pumping and you started showing your buddy’s girlfriend how good you are at tying a cherry stem into a knot with your tounge?”

So you pay half of your mortgage payment on a concert ticket, invest in 27 bags of Doritos, pitch in for 4 kegs of beer, get the little lady a new blouse and cowboy hat, pay 1/3 of your mortgage payment to park, spend all afternoon singing “Kinny” songs getting fired up for the show and then………………..BLAM!!! Here you are in a position so compromising that your friends LEAVE YOU behind for dead or, even worse, help load your passed-out body into a random pick up truck bed AFTER and only after, they snap this pic of you sleeping on the cement!!!!

Bucky (not your REAL name), this photo is your friends teaching you a lesson through a newly approved Behavioral Change Methodology Phone App that we created called, TPE (Total Public Embarrassment).

We’re, not sure when you woke up from this but we’re guessing you had some serious gravel stuck to the side of your face when you did and enough pock marks to make you look like Bill Murray.
We’re also guessing you may have woken up with the munchies, took one look at the trash behind you, and said to yourself “Who dropped me off at the Eat n Park buffet?” as you started eating!!!

All we know is, in the future, be careful who you call a “friend.” Always be careful where you fall asleep. And, the big one is, stay away from the sissy, fruity BLENDER DRINKS the next time, ESPECIALLY if you’re wearing a plaid shirt, Ya Jagoff!!!!


So go enjoy the concert and for CRISSAKES keep those cameras handy!!


Kenny Chesney Concert Jagoffs








January 12, 2011 

Monty and Zeke on Y-108FM announce “Kenny Chesney coming to Pittsburgh on July 2, 2011 at Heinz Field!”

Becky and Bucky (fake names/not related) - Scream and yell, almost wreck their cars on the way to work “I gotta work extra to get some $$ for the tickets!!!!”

April 13, 2011

Monty and Zeke on Y-108FM announce to make sure you get your “Send Me Back Stage” t-shirts for the July Kenny Chesney Concert!

Becky and Bucky (fake names/not related) - “Holy crap, I have to get me one of those so that I can meet Kiiiiiiny!”

June 29, 2011

Monty and Zeke on Y-108FM “Ya gotta be at Tiki Town all day at the Kenny Chesney Concert. Gonna ba a great time!”

Becky and Bucky (fake names/not related) – “Damn, we gotta get 378 cases of beer, margarita mixes, wine, mojito mixes, Parma hot sausage, and Mancini Bread, 8 coolers, nacho cheese dip and strawberry-and-pretzel-cream-cheese desert and 4 grills, suntan lotion, my Steelers corn-hole game and rent an RV so that we can party all god d@#$# day at Heinz Field!”

July 2, 2011 8:15pm 

Heinz Field Announcer  ”Ladies and gentleman, pleeeease welcome Kenny Chesney!!!!!”

Becky and Bucky (fake names/not related) - (in unison) “Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

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The best part about these photos are the BFF’s that are helping their friend?  NOPE, they are taking photos on their cell phones!!!!! Haaaaa.. haaaaaaa!


“All day long just takin it easy
Layin in the STADIUM CHAIR where it’s nice and breezy.
Sleepin off the night before
Cause when the sun goes down, we’ll be back for more.”

Okay, that was good but I DIDN’T hear Becky and Bucky!  They’re STILL sleepin’ off the NIGHT BEFORE!

Becky, Bucky (not your REAL names I hope) Look at these photos as your friends teaching you a lesson through a newly approved Behavioral Change Methodology Phone App called, TPE (Total Public Embarrassment).

Suggestion: the next time you pay $100 for a concert ticket, spend a week’s worth of pay on Doritos and Eat ‘n Park cookies, pay $125 to park and get up early to party all day at a tailgate, say “no” to that SECOND glass of beer, YA JAGOFFS!

(I guess the GOOD news is they weren’t standing in front of everyone, spillin’ beer yellin, “Woooo–hooooo” and fist pumping all night.)

Special “THANKS” to Honorary Jagoff Catchers Beth W of Natrona Heights and Twitter Follower Mr_Ski_pgh for their FINE, FINE work!


NOTE: Be sure to pass this link along.  Maybe we’ll get lucky and Becky and Bucky (not real names) will see themselves on the internet!!!

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