Baseball Jagoffs

PNC Park Streaker Says He Did it for His “Wild God!”

YJ-Streaker

This guy interrupted the pierogi race.  He agrees it was a bad thing but now he says he has a wild god, he wants to sell a song he wrote, he wants to play hoops with Cutch… and…. he wants to auction off the shoes he wore for the incident to raise money for his fine!  Oh.. and he wants to start a professional basketball team in Pittburgh!!

 You have to watch the WPXI video below.  Click THIS LINK for the full story.

 

Good stuff Luke Emory Oyler!  Love the glasses.  By the way, do they actually have lenses in them???  Either way, keep pushing the edge of the envelope with that I’m a crazy son-of-a-@#! story… it kind of worked for Corporal Klinger on the show MASH.  And good luck with that basketball game with Cutch.  God knows (well at least my more reserved God does) Cutch needs more solid people like you in his life.  And what better way to show you have your life pulled together than this video, Ya Jagoff!!

 

Thanks so much to WPXI’s LisaS Sylvester for getting this on video.

Pirate Fan Catches Ball in Bucket of Popcorn

YJ-Popcorn

Just in case you missed this in the Pirates game last night, the dude catches a ball in his popcorn bucket.  Watch out for exploding popcorn! Nice catch kid!!

Watch the video below

 

Pirates Opening Day Excitement

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It’s the Pirates’ opening day.  I can get all up in n’at!!  Can I get a whoop-whoop?

There are actually plenty of reasons to be excited about this season:

  1. Another winning season is realistic
  2. The new Tater Tots Nachos with chili, spicy nacho cheese and scallions
  3. Concerts with fireworks
  4. The new Tater Tots Nachos with chili, spicy nacho cheese and scallions
  5. Bobble Heads
  6. The new Tater Tots Nachos with chili, spicy nacho cheese and scallions
  7. Free t-shirt Fridays
  8. The new Tater Tots Nachos with chili, spicy nacho cheese and scallions
  9. The new Tater Tots Nachos with chili, spicy nacho cheese and scallions
  10. aaaaaaaaand of course, the new Tater Tots Nachos with chili, spicy nacho cheese and scallions!

 

In the event you don’t understand what’s going on here, they’re taking tater tots and covering them with nacho toppings!!  How glorious is that? Why have we not yet thought of this with things like Liver and brussel sprouts? Wait, even more, since this is pretty much a heart attack in a wax-coated paper boat, has anyone tried to get the Tater Tots Nachos sponsored by TUMS or by the UPMC Health plan or Highmark and their associated heart catheterization labs?  I can see the new commercial:

“Hi, I represent both the UPMC Health Plan AND Highmark.  And we both support the use of Tater Tots Nachos with chili, spicy nacho cheese and scallions at PNC Park.  And that’s because, with these things, there’s more than enough market share for both of us. You’ll be selling your kids to pay the deductible.”

Sadly, I can’t make it to opening day but, when I get to a game, I fully intend to gorge myself with cheese, chili, scallion cover tater tots  even if it means dying of clogged arteries on the bus on the way home!  Soooooo let’s go Bucs aaaand, for gawd sake, let’s go Tater Tots Nachos with chili, spicy nacho cheese and scallions, Ya Jagoffs!!!